demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

how to win someone over: by shakira

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

annieisapineapple:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

#in which I am the bottom guy and my brain is the top guy

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

gjume:

this is a pov video of me approaching you when youre sitting at the clubs bar by yourself thinking about going home and eating some oreo caus all your friends are dancing with people they just met. but then you spot me looking at you its my birthday but my boys can see im distracted.. truly lost this evening..

If anyone did this to me in real life I would laugh until I was sucking their dick.

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

walk-barefoot:

these are great

is this heaven or what

precumming:

im melting

alliggy:

What’s the craziest rumor you’ve heard about yourself?

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 
heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby
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